Halle Berry is 41 and 3 months pregnant.  J-Lo is rumored to also be pregnant.

Nichole Kidman had two miscarriages: one when she was 23 and another in 2001, when she was 34.

Paris Hilton:  “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

There are so many snarky things to say about Paris Hilton, I literally don’t know where to begin.  Perhaps after my glass(es) of wine tonight, I will write some of them down.

I am so glad she has not had to struggle with infertility or miscarriage. I am glad all the drugs/alcohol/eating disorder/exceptionally bad life decisions have allowed her to carry her baby past the first trimester.

Yeah, well, fuck you, too.

MC

… because I am just that bitter.

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People For Whom Death By Car Is Too Nice

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