Ways to Make the Male Teenage Cashier at Target Uncomfortable

1) Buy lots of toys for your cats (What can I say? They were 20% off.) It makes you look like a crazy cat lady.

2) Buy lots of new XL underwear.

3) Buy a lot of maxi pads and pantyliners. I wanted to explain to him that I was post-D&C and tampons were a no-no, but I think he would have passed out.

4) Throw in an economy First Response pack o’ pregnancy tests. Be sure to put them on the belt right after the economy packs of maxi pads.

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June 12, 2007. Attempts at Humor.

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