People I Would Like to Run Over With My Car

… because I am just that bitter.




People For Whom Death By Car Is Too Nice




July 5, 2007. Celebrity Fertility Smut.


  1. DD replied:

    If you run them over, can I ride shotgun…with a shotgun? You know? Just in case they’re still moving afterwards?

    “Bitter. Bitter, table for two.”

  2. missedconceptions replied:

    It’s a date. Now we just have to figure out whether we should try and get them all in one place (like bowling pins) or whether we should do it separately.

  3. Ms. Planner replied:

    I am SHOCKED. Just SHOCKED, I tell you, that Nicole Richie is pg. It makes me want to rip out every page of every book that ever suggested that too much exercising can make it harder for you to get pregnant, but you are too thin. F that. Thanks for sharing 🙂

  4. Anne replied:

    At least I’m not the only one that’s bitter. And the husband just cocks his head and innocently asks why? Let me count the ways.

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