To Whom It May Concern:
… who was Googling “it is save to swallow my husband sperm?” and found this blog.
I am quite sure it is “save,” and it is even safe, but I do not recommend it if you are trying to get pregnant.
… who was searching for “peeing in maxi pads” and arrived here.
I also do not recommend peeing in maxi pads. Try a toilet instead.
… who was researching “how bad does pott hurt your baby” on the internet.
Please, please, please do not smoke “pott” or pot while pregnant. Your unborn child has enough disadvantages as it is with a parent who is clearly a moron.