Add to List: Things You Never Think You Are Going to Have to Worry About
Problem: How to get Monistat to stay up in your bajingo when you gave birth three weeks ago and still have no — gosh, what is the right term? — muscle tone.
The suppository flew fell out right after I put it in.
The cream is doing better, but not staying in terribly well, either.
Is my bajingo really still that stretched and flaccid?
(And did I really just use the words “flaccid” and “bajingo” in the same sentence?)