Oh, To Be This Naive
1. She’s 40.
2. She’s barely four months pregnant and not due until August.
3. When she found out she was pregnant, she immediately told her 3-year old daughter and they jumped up and down together in the kitchen.
4. She also drew a little family around her positive pee-stick and hung it on the door for her husband to see.
5. She openly referred to herself as a “fertile Myrtle” on broadcast television.
This is a woman who not only has never had a miscarriage; nay, this is a woman who, at 40, never even entertained the possibility of a miscarriage. She has already freakin’ publicly named the baby and she is barely 4 months pregnant. Oh, to be this naive again.
I can’t decide if I am jealous or if I really hate her.
Okay, I know I hate her but I am trying decide if perhaps I am also a wee bit jealous.