Blasphemy, I Tell You
I do not know exactly where I am in this cycle. I think right now I am about 5 or 6 days past ovulation. I am itching to test already. I have some of the expensive tests upstairs but I wanted some cheap ones so that I could start testing on Wednesday (which will be 9-10 days past ovulation) before my trip to NYC. I went to the Dollar Tree to buy their super-reliable-yet-conveniently-inexpensive tests. They were out. OUT! As in, not a one of them in sight. I searched everywhere. I moved boxes and boxes of dollar douche. Nothing. Nada.
They are still available on their website, but I think ordering a box of 72 might be overkill.
How can the Dollar Tree be OUT of pregnancy tests? Where are all the teen-age mothers and I in my town to obtain our super-reliable-yet-conveniently-inexpensive HPTs? Blasphemy, I tell you.
p.s. I went on-line and ordered some from Babyhopes.com. I will not test until they arrive. I will not test until they arrive. I will not test until they arrive.