Results of NT test:
Odds of genetic abnormality for my age: 1/490
Odds of wee-beastie having a genetic abnormality: 1/10,000
Very good odds.
The cost of dry-cleaing my coat: $18.00
The cost of having someone else steam-clean my car: $25.00
Showing up on your mom’s front porch covered in puke from head to toe because you just projectile-vomited in the front seat of your car?